They say that maths is a language. So how do I order a pizza with extra cheese in maths? - Greg Curtis
And there shall come a kingdom in which the lion shall lie down with the lamb. Unfortunately for the lamb it shall be inside the lion! - Greg Curtis
If wishes were horses, I'd need a very big stable. - Greg Curtis
I think I know where my life went wrong. For all the world's a stage and I'm a lousy actor! - Greg Curtis
There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one. - Greg Curtis
The definition of Brevity: That which people believe would be a virtue - in me! - Greg Curtis
The Philosopher's Motto: I came, I saw, I pondered! - Greg Curtis
God does not play dice, bankers do. - Greg Curtis
My cats inspire me daily. They inspire me to get a dog! - Greg Curtis